12 Funniest (and Most Diabolical) Hillary Clinton Quotes

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#12 “We just can’t trust the American people to make those types of choices … Government has to make those choices for people.” [to Dennis Hastert regarding Americans selecting their own health insurance policies when she was pushing for HillaryCare]

#11 “This is the great story here, for anybody willing to find it and write about it and explain it, is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for president.”

#10 “We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

#9 “I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”

#8 “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” [on a series of women accusing Bill Clinton of sexual assault]

#7 “I have to confess that it’s crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian.”

#6 “He ran a gas station down in St. Louis… No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.”

#5 “Come on Bill, put your d*** up! You can’t f*** her here!” [to Gov. Clinton when she saw him talking with an attractive female]

#4 “God bless the America we are trying to create.”

#3 “F*** off! It’s enough I have to see you s***-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G***amn job and keep your mouth shut.” [to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good Morning"]

#2 “With all due respect, the fact is, we had four dead Americans [in Benghazi]. Was it because of a protest or because of guys out for a walk one night who decide to kill some Americans, what difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again, Senator.”

#1 “And don’t let anybody, don’t let anybody tell you that, umm, you know, that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.”