Don’t Take the (trigger warning) Brown Acid.

Here’s an innovation that’s already about 8 years too late to do most of us any good: Print Your Own 3-D Drugs. 

Just think how much more fun life would have been if, when Nancy Pelosi told us we’d have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it, we could have just looked away from the computer screen and hollered: Barkeep! Print me one of those double doobies! And one for my friend at the end of the bar too.

I don’t know exactly  how the 3-D drug printing works butt I’m guessing there will be a yuge demand for little Leggo men in the future.

Just imagine how much better it would have been when Barry lied to us and said that if we liked our plan we could keep our plan if we had 3-D drug printing available: “I’ll take a double 250mg Vicodin, cherry flavored,  and print a couple for my friend over there, crying uncontrollably in the corner.”

And remember that time Barry told Bill O’Reilly there was “not even a smidgen of corruption” at the IRS? How much better we would’ve felt if only we’d been able to push the PRINT button and gotten 600mg of OxyContin to take on a full stomach.

Some contend that this whole thing is a very bad idea, that unregulated 3-D drugs will be the death of America. Tough call:

Fire?

or Ice?

You may be tempted to ask “what difference, at this point, does it make?”

It Matters A Lot!

Trust me though, it still matters. Don’t take the (trigger warning) brown acid.