Splitsville for Huma and Carlos Danger

What a heartbreaker. The bizarre marriage between Shrillary’s sinister Muslim Brotherhood–affiliated sidekick Huma Abedin and Jewish sexting addict Anthony Weiner (a.k.a. Carlos Danger) has served whatever purpose it may have had and will now be terminated:

Abedin released a statement announcing the split a day after the New York Post reported that Weiner sent suggestive images and messages to a woman for more than a year starting in early 2015 — including one image with his son, then 4 years old, in the picture.

Weiner’s sexting has gotten him in trouble before. It cost him a seat in Congress in 2011, and destroyed his bid for NYC Mayor 2 years later. Now he has sacrificed his marriage, his family, and opportunities to double date with Shrillary and Slick Willie. At least he didn’t lose any self-respect this time around; he flushed the last of that away long ago.

Speaking of self-respect, I wonder if Huma’s boss will learn from the example.

Rumors that Huma dumped Weiner for a more mature lookalike could not be confirmed.

On tips from Varla, Stormfax, Brian H, Torcer, Dragon’s Lair, and Nick B.