“I am all that stands between you and the apocalypse.”

Remember that time Hillary danced with Sir Paul McCartney (cultural reference here)? Oh yeah, Dancing With Stars for money. Doesn’t every presidential candidate do that now days?

Dancing with Jimmy Buffett, Jon Bon Jovi and Sir Paul – in the Hamptons!

Sir Paul McCartney, performing at an exclusive Hillary Clinton Hamptons fundraiser, poked fun at the event’s sky-high ticket prices, saying, “This is the first time in my entire life when I have paid to hear myself sing.” – Page Six

Of course he was just kidding; being a foreigner and all that would be illegal. And we all know what sticklers for legality the Clintons are.

Anyway along with being Empress of the Unite States, dancing with Sir Paul has been one of Hill’s life long dreams; another one she’s spent a lifetime preparing for:

Practicing for the big dance

In addition to dancing with the stars the event managed to pour a few more shekels in the bottomless Clinton pot:

Hillary — who concluded her fundraising Hamptons blitz, with this starry event that netted about $3.6 million — then took the stage and compared a Donald Trump presidency to world destruction. She said, “The way I look at the next 70 days of this election is pretty simple. I am all that stands between you and the apocalypse.” – Page Six

I don’t know, if I had such close personal ties to 3 of the 4 Horseman as Hillary does I don’t think I’d be talking about the Apocalypse too much.

War, check. Pestilence, check. Death, check, check, check…

Can the Zombie Apocalypse be far behind?