This actual Infowars headline is the ne plus ultra of shameless clickbait outlandishness:
EMERGENCY: WAR DECLARED ON RUSSIA BY SOROS-CONTROLLED US
The story consists of videos that begin with Alex Jones intoning, “The information that I am about to relate to you is the most grave I have ever reported.” Given his earlier reports that W blew up the World Trade Center; that Dick Cheney peppered his friend Harry Whittington with a shotgun from only a few feet away, presumably on purpose; and that Taylor Swift “loves genetically modified bacteria poop,” that is an impressive statement. Nonetheless, I could only make it through the first of three segments:
If only the sinister globalists would conspire to slip some Thorazine into his Kool-Aid…
On a tip from Troy.