“Man Claims Hillary ‘Forcibly Kissed Him’ While Singing ‘SEXUAL Healing’ On A Flight In ’79”
Dave Grigger, a grave digger from Lazbuddie, Texas has made the shocking claim that Hillary Clinton forced herself on him during an airplane flight from Austin to Lubbock, Texas in 1979.
Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’
While we can’t actually confirm the allegations, they are just as credible as the ones being made about Trump.”
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Why can’t I think of things like this? It’s just as believable as the yet-unsubstantiated claims against Donald Trump.