Michelle Obama is offended, offended, offended by the Trump’s sex talk. She’s never heard the like before. Apparently she hasn’t heard the lyrics to the songs that the rappers she invites to The White House, people like Pusha T and Jay Z, sing to entertain her and Barack. You know, she they also didn’t hear Reverend Wright’s sermons either while she and Obama sat in his church year after year. So, you see, Michelle is shocked, shocked, and doesn’t know that Beyonce grabs her genitals and shakes her ass, or that her husband, Jay Z, is famous for lyrics like
You know I thug ’em, f*** ’em, love ’em, leave ’em,‘cause I don’t fucking need ’em. Take ’em out the hood, keep ’em looking good, but I don’t f***ing feed ’em,’ Big Pimpin’, Vol. 3… Life and Times of S. Carter.
…Nope, she just didn’t know. And anyway, it’s culture. It’s African American culture. And the Obamas are cool and hip.
But coming from orange old Trump? G-ross.
And the accusations of rape by Bill Clinton are to be shrugged off. Nope, never happened so forget what Juanita Broadrrick says. Forget Katherine Willey. Forget the private jet trips to Pleasure Island with a known pedophile. Or the claims that Clinton abandoned the son he had with an African American prostitute. Ignore the $200 abortion he pushed on Jennifer Flowers. I mean, his story is worth at least 8 columns too, am I right?
And of course that baseless story that as a young attorney Hillary Clinton defended the kidnapper and rapist of a twelve year old virgin, who beat her and raped her to the point that she could never bear children, by claiming in court that the 12 year fantasized about older men? Hearsay!
You mean there’s a tape with her laughing and mocking the girl? Old news Buzzfeed? Nothing to see here? Or, watch and be sickened. And know exactly what you’re voting for.
Okay, I know. Whatever. Hillary’s a Democrat so it’s okay. It’s okay that Ted Kennedy left a woman to die a slow, agonizing death by drowning in his car. You know, he just happened to use his wealth and power to pick her up from a party, then drunkenly drove his car into a pond, then got out, then went to his place, then showered and didn’t tell the police until she was long dead — you know, to save his career. Lion of the Senate. Champion of women’s rights, champion of abortion rights and all that.
So you know what? Rolling off like on a duck’s back.
Shut up, hypocrites.
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