Too Good To Check: National Enquirer Releases “Stunning Revelations” From Hillary’s Fixer

As John Hinderaker notes, the National Enquirer was utterly correct when it came to John Edwards, his mistress, and his love child. And the national media had to be dragged kicking and screaming, doing their best Three Monkeys impression, to even mention the scandal when people started to notice that the story could be for real. Of course, really, how many other National Enquirer stories turn out to be true, beyond a tiny kernel in a big bucket of popcorn?

Hillary Fixer Breaks Ranks: I Arranged Sex Trysts For Her — With Men & WOMEN
Stunning revelations of Clinton bag man!

(Starts out with a story about how the fixer arranged for Hillary to slip out for a tryst with a woman, moving on to)

Hillary’s former bagman finally confessed to The ENQUIRER just how he helped her to cover up her affair with married lover VinceFoster, too!

The shadowy figure — who provided PROOF of his employment for the Clintons — also revealed 12 fixes he covered-up, including:

+ How Hillary secretly plotted to a counter-attack on Bill’s mistress Monica Lewinsky — via a document buried for two decades!

+ What crooked reporters were on the take from the Clinton camp!

+ How he covered up Bill’s seedy romp with hookers!

+ Which A-list celebrity had a secret affair with Bill during his presidency!

In the bombshell exposé, The ENQUIRER will reveal the fixer’s dossier of smoking gun proof, including 24-years of documents, notes, and journals.

Of course, to find this all out you have to purchase this edition.

Double of course, this will make zero difference, no matter how much the Drudge Report and Trumpistas push it. Everyone already knows the Clintons are sleazy. Everyone already knows that media reporters are covering for Hillary and Bill. No need to pay them. So, even if this was all true, it would mean nothing, except a way for Trump to bash back, and, with less than 20 days left to election day, it’s meaningless.

Let me ask, though: if this was about Trump, would the media take an interest in investigating?

Crossed at Right Wing News.