The wheels are coming completely off. Trump has abruptly canceled ad buys in Florida, Ohio, and North Carolina, three states that he absolutely must win to stand a chance. Even Bill Bennett has given up on him. The time has come to ask, what’s next for The Donald?
Despite his evident plans to use his misbegotten presidential campaign as a launching pad for a new cable news channel, it might suit him better to go into professional wrestling. See how naturally he fits into that world as he beats up wrestling promoter Vince McMahon and helps shave his head:
In the meantime, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho should replace him atop the Republican ticket. Voters will hardly know the difference.
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