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If Trump Is The Rowboat, Does That Make Wiener The Paddle?

Tuesday, November 1, 2016 13:59
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If Hillary Clinton’s lead evaporated because of her Wiener troubles, does that mean that God sent us a sex-pervert to rescue America? I know I’ve been having fun with this, but I’m serious here. If you’re one of the people who believes that God is using the Orange Imperfect to his ends, do you believe that he is also using the throbbing hard-on from New York (Wiener, not Trump) to save us, as well?

A Message For Christians About Donald Trump

Here’s a famous joke about God and how he talks to us.

“A deeply faithful Christian man is stuck on roof at home with massive flooding up to the 2nd floor. Rowboat comes. He says “No, I’m waiting for God. I prayed and I know he’s coming.” 2nd Rowboat. “No, I’m waiting for God.” 3rd Rowboat. “No, I’m waiting for God.”

Water rises. The man drowns. Now he’s meeting God in heaven. The religious man says, “Where were you God? I prayed. I was faithful. I asked you to save me. Why would you abandon me?”

God says, “Hey, I sent you 3 rowboats.”
Did you ever consider Trump is our rowboat?

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