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Stop Worrying, Because Hotcoldwetdry Will Destroy The World Soon Or Something

Friday, November 25, 2016 8:42
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Remember, many reasonable Warmists (yes, there are a few) have recommended, pleaded even, that the rest of the Cult of Climastrology stop with the unhinged style talk and prognostications. They are rarely listened to

Worry less: Climate change is going to destroy the world soon anyway

There are so many terrible things going on in the world that we could spend all of our time worrying about. But comedian Alice Fraser thinks we are all forgetting one important thing: there will be no problems to face if the world dies underneath us first.

Wait, I thought we weren’t supposed to listen to anyone by a Confirmed and Card Carrying Climate Scientist? No?

Hey peeps, I have a proposal. I know that structural racism or the rise of PC culture is definitely a huge problem, also the fascistic control that some people want to assert over womens’ bodies or the mass murder of millions of unborn children by selfish and slatternly millenials. All of these are things that are extremely angering and worrying or worthy of debate and regulation. Also, during several days last week, while everyone was still in full Trump-panic-and-or-celebration news-loop-mode, temperatures above the North Pole were a full 20C (36F) above the levels typical for mid-November


When the few remaining people are eating each other in desperate fury and fighting over the remaining water on little bobbles of higher ground, I’m sure we’ll figure out then whether men are actually better for leadership roles.

Oh, and hey, it’s never too early for a Christmas whine

Martin Stendel, a DMI climate researcher based in Copenhagen has said “This is by far the highest recorded” temperature in the era of satellite data, which started in 1979 and may or may not be a lie, but maybe we don’t need to buy thirty meters of tinsel and factory produced fairy lights for Christmas just in case that mild celebratory indulgence is one among BILLIONS OF SIMILAR PURCHASES WHICH ARE MAKING OUR WORLD SWEAT LIKE A SENATOR IN AN OVERHEATED CHURCH?

The article even includes a wonderful gif of Jennifer Lawrence stating we’re all going to die. Because Warmsits are reasonable. And lest you think this comes from some fringe site, Australia’s Special Broadcasting Service is a pretty big corporation, broadcasting TV, radio, and Internet.

Then there’s the UK Guardian, well known for it’s climate insanity

Arctic ice melt could trigger uncontrollable climate change at global level

Could. Sciencey! Hey, why, worry, the world is going to end soon, anyhow. I blame Warmists for refusing to give up their own use of fossil fuels and make their own lives carbon neutral.


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  • Fokofpoes

    You know what’s funny, it will. But the earth will also be fine, as a result. Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.

    • Fokofpoes

      Btw, that’s what Dad said. Behind every man…

  • Fokofpoes

    Followed by billions of dumbfounded dipshits.

  • Fokofpoes

    Fuck all you gun-toting hip gangster wannabes. Fuck your tatoos, fuck all you junkies and your short memories. Fuck these dysfunctional insecure actresses, etc. I’m praying for tidal waves, I want to watch it all go down. Mom, please flash it all away. Fucking tools.

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