Trump Allegedly Gave Singer Sharon Jones a Stroke

Already we have the first major scandal of the Trump Administration. The Donald gave singer Sharon Jones a stroke:

Jones, who had been suffering from pancreatic cancer, reportedly blamed President-elect Donald Trump for a stroke she had on election night, according to the Los Angeles Times.

“She told the people that were there that Trump gave her the stroke,” Jones’ band mate, Gabriel Roth, told the newspaper of the 60-year-old, who died Friday [of cancer, not stroke].

According to Roth, she had a stroke while watching the election results.

She could still talk, and, “She was blaming Trump for the whole thing.”

Jones suffered another stroke the day after the election, according to Roth.

It’s a lucky thing for most journalists that the strokes they suffered on election night were only metaphorical.

On a tip from Stormfax.