Some American news you can get only from the North Korean government — this gem, for example:
Call for secession in US Massachusetts province hampered by lack of arms and military training, over-abundance of critical theory professors
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) November 9, 2016
Looks like it isn’t only entertainment industry bubbleheads who don’t want to stick around for the election results. But of course, neither Taxachusetts nor Rosie O’Donnell et al. are going anywhere.
The Norks are certainly correct about one thing: the crippling overabundance of critical theory professors.
On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: No Lawyers — Only Guns and Money.