Is Lindsay Lohan Converting to Islam?

It used to be that has-beens attempting to extend their 15 minutes would come out as gay. But that doesn’t shock anyone nowadays. Maybe this will work:

Members of the Muslim faith are welcoming Lindsay Lohan to Islam after the actress deleted her Instagram account and changed her bio on the social media site.

Over the weekend, Lohan got rid of every photo on her Instagram page, leaving nothing but her profile picture and a bio that now reads: ‘Alaikum salam.’

The Arabic greeting translates to ‘and unto you peace,’ and many took it mean that Lohan was converting to the Muslim faith.

Lindsay’s acting and singing careers have pretty much petered out, but she may still have work in the entertainment sector in her future — as an ISIS sex slave. Being an enlightened kind of gal, Lindsay surely knows where women fit in according to the Islamic scheme of things. She ought to demonstrate her sincerity by heading to Raqqa, where she might be able to improve the morale of Soldiers of Allah, provided they aren’t too picky.

If you have a strong stomach, watch Lindsay denounce her country on behalf of Islam. Whether she has actually converted or is just dabbling in like a Tinseltown flake is unclear.

On a tip from Rob E.