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In Germany, It’s Everyone Out of the Pool

Wednesday, February 8, 2017 11:10
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Among the rapes, assaults and terror attacks, Germany is facing yet another epidemic now that Angela Merkel has opened up the floodgates (no pun intended) to one million migrants, asylum-seekers, and refugees: Sexual assaults in swimming pools. It’s not just little Mary and sister Betty who in danger. It’s little Johnny too. The latest sexual assault case at a local swimming pool has occurred in the northern state of Schleswig-Holstein. Five girls, ages 12-14 are the victims. The suspects? Guess who.

So the solution to this problem according to some swimming group is….
train the migrants to be life guards.


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