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The Illegal Alien Song

Saturday, February 25, 2017 18:17
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(Before It's News)

First, Monty Python’s Lumberjack Song:

THE ILLEGAL ALIEN SONG
I’m an illegal alien and I’m okay
I take your job ’cause I work for low pay
I cross your borders whenever I please
I don’t pay taxes or government fees.
Chorus
He’s an illegal alien and he’s okay
He takes your job ’cause he works for low pay
He crosses our border whenever he please
He doesn’t pay taxes or government fees.
I have lotsa children, on women I prey
We go on welfare without delay
The Muslims want Sharia and you must submit
Then we’ll turn your country into a pile of shit.
Chorus
They have lotsa children, on women they prey
They get on welfare without delay
The Muslims want Sharia and we must submit
So they can turn our country to a pile of shit.
They’re illegal aliens we must confess
They’ve turned all of Europe into a bloody mess.
No matter where we are we attack the Jews
But don’t mess with Allah ’cause we have a short fuze
We have a Holy Book, it’s called the Koran
If you make fun of it your head will be gone.
Chorus
No matter where they are they attack the Jews
But don’t mess with Allah ’cause they have a short fuze
They’re illegal aliens we must confess
They’ve turned all of Europe into a bloody mess.


Source: http://itdontmakesense.blogspot.com/2017/02/the-illegal-alien-song.html

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