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Eyebrow Specialist Flown in From Australia for Oscars

Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:23
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Too bad so few people bothered to watch the Oscars this year. The expense that went into preparing eyebrows was largely wasted:

Australian eyebrow-artist to the stars Sharon-Lee Hamilton was flown from Sydney to Los Angeles to tend to a select few celebrities’ brows before the 2017 Oscars. …

So with Hamilton’s signature brow consultation costing $200 (£124) for men, it’s safe to say the celebs will have paid a small fortune for their perfect Oscars brows.

Hamilton won’t say whose eyebrows she treated before the Oscars, but previous clients include infamous moonbats like pretty-boy Bolshevik George Clooney.

Meanwhile, these left-wing glitterpigs think you have too much money and spend it frivolously, so they want the government to confiscate it and spend it for you. They think that you travel too much, making there be global warming, so they want the government to impose ever more taxes and regulations.

George Clooney knows he has lovelier eyebrows than the little people.

On tips from J, Steve T, and Scott D.


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