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How a Vegan Plays Chicken

Wednesday, March 8, 2017 5:49
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Evidence accrues that moonbattery is a dangerous form of psychosis:

A Georgia driver purposely crashed into a truck filled with live chickens — because she’s “a vegan,” according to reports.

Judith Armstrong, age 26, saw a chicken truck as she was driving down the highway and thought it might be a good idea to smash into it.

The rattled truck driver slammed on the brakes, but Armstrong wasn’t done — she slammed into the vehicle again and spun in front of it, cutting it off.

The animal advocate fled the scene as the truck driver pulled over to call 911…

Tracking her down wasn’t hard. She left her license plate at the scene.

Armstrong admitted to ramming the truck “due to it being a chicken truck.” She said she was looking out for the safety of the birds. By plowing into the truck they were in.

Vegans often make you wonder whether meat contains nutrients essential for the maintenance of normal intelligence. But dramatically diminished sensibleness may only be an effect of their moonbattery.

Judith Armstrong, dangerous vegan.

On a tip from R F.


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