No Presidential Brackets This Year

For 8 long years the President of the United States would set everything else aside to study up and give ESPN his NCAA Tournament bracket picks – both the men’s and women’s so as not to be considered sexist.

But now, that tradition is over:

It seems President Trump has work to do and doesn’t have time. Funny, because Barry always made it look so easy -being President I mean:

Shoot! Did I forget to write down my economic plan!? Again?

It must have gotten lost on my desk.

No worries, TOTUS will come up with something.

See?

Maybe the trick was knowing how to relax:

The Chief SJW kicks back and enjoys a glass of Big White organic honey ale after a hard day’s work of fundamentally transforming America.

I guess we just came to expect all future presidents to be as talented at multi-tasking as Barry was.

Walkin’, Talkin’, Chewing gum: check. Whoa! Umbrella?

However even The Most Intelligent Man Ever Elected President™ didn’t always get his picks right. In 2011 his final four picks were Ohio State, Duke, Kansas and Pittsburgh; the actual Final Four were:

Kentucky, Connecticut, Butler and Virginia Commonwealth — the improbable, the implausible, the unthinkable and the downright unimaginable.

The same thing they said about Trump becoming President; which is why you should never rely on experts to tell you how to vote.

So here’s the deal – no presidential brackets this year. President Trump and his team will not be spending their first year in the White House studying team stats like his predecessor did in order to get a slam dunk in the brackets department:

Nope. President Trump may be at Mar-a- Lago but he works more there than Barry did in the White House. In fact, while he was there yesterday the G-20 leaders withdrew their anti-protectionist vow after the Trump administration opposed the free trade statement.

Unlike a certain former President who found it difficult to work anywhere:

President Trump works at Making America Great Again from everywhere.

Mr and Mrs.Trump dine with the Japanese Prime Minister and his wife, Mar-a-Lago February 12. 2017 after discussing the menace of North Korea.