Enjoy Your Morning Oatmeal
How did I manage to miss National Beer Day? Alas it was yesterday, so it’s too late to have a beer for breakfast.
Yes, that’s exactly what it looks like:
A baby. For awhile it looked like they would have to replace their 12 year old label because the Michigan Liquor Control Commission suddenly realized that it violated one of their zillion administrative rules that states “an advertisement or label affixed to a container, covering, carton, or case of containers of alcoholic liquor shall not depict or make reference in any manner to minors.”
The Commission apparently relented after Founders apologized for the confusion and presented an authentic birth certificate determining the baby in question was actually a 32 year old Millennial. With merit badges to prove it:
So enjoy your morning oatmeal and get out there and enjoy the day!
Source: http://www.michellesmirror.com/2017/04/enjoy-your-morning-oatmeal.html
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