Dalai Lama Prays to Help Nancy Pelosi Overcome Her Negative Attitude

Looks like the Dalai Lama has been doing good work, praying to help the spiritually afflicted become healed and find redemption:

Democratic House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi met with exiled Tibetan spiritual leader the Dalai Lama at his temple in Dharmsala, India, on Wednesday…

Pelosi didn’t want to go into the brutal tactics employed by the communist Chinese, the hostile rulers of many Buddhists in Tibet. Here’s why:

“His Holiness prayed for me that I would rid myself of my negative attitude about dwelling on the negative too much,” Pelosi confessed to the crowd.

If Pelosi abruptly stops being such a wicked old moonbat, we will know that the Dalai Lama’s prayers worked. In the likely event that she does not, maybe we should try an exorcism, since this militant proponent of abortion identifies as Catholic, much the way Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman and Nano as a cat.

On a tip from Ken in Florida.