Declining Republic Trades $110B For 2 Bushels Of Dates

For all of our anti-RINO/anti-neocon readers I would like to update you on the swamp-drainin’, tough-talkin’, Hillary-prosecutin’, wall-buildin’ist Presidential administration in history:

As President Trump extolled shared values of Saudi Arabia & The United States of whatever he thinks we should be today, I couldn’t help but think back to the days on the campaign trail, when President tough-talker tossed out red meat for his base to chew on:

Dopey Prince @Alwaleed_Talal wants to control our U.S. politicians with daddy’s money. Can’t do it when I get elected. #Trump2016

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2015

You remember that, right? Back during the days of “you’ll be sitting in jail, Crooked Hillary”…good times. I guess Daddy’s money still works.

So, back to those shared values:

In Saudi Arabia they:
Hang gays
Kill atheists
Assign male guardians to make life decisions for women
Fund ISIS
But want to “fight terrorism”

— Ahmad | أحمد  (@ARTPOPAlien_)

I must’ve missed something, because I don’t remember Saudi Arabia being anything remotely like a nation whose values could be confused with America. Even on the easy stuff, like terrorism, we don’t share the same values.

Seriously, if I said “Everyone hates child rape”, there wouldn’t be a single person in this corner of the interwebs who would disagree with me, because – let’s face it – we all pretend to be civilized. But Saudi Arabia? They disagree with us about blowing up innocent people because they don’t believe that we non-believers (kaffir, infidel, et al) are innocent.

They’ve dropped even the pretense of agreement, but there was our latest RINO president, snuggling up to smell the taint of Daddy Warbucks-bin-walid-al saud. He celebrated giving them anther $110 billion in military weaponry ($350 billion 10 year deal). The defense industry stocks hit all-time highs! Yay, for war without end! I guess he’s just keeping his jobs promise. Graves are shovel-ready, I guess.

Between orb-worship and 7th century swashbuckling, our Commerce Secretary celebrated that – in a totlitarian regime that makes Kim Jong Un jealous – he didn’t encounter single protester!

I think the other thing that was fascinating to me, there was not a single hint of a protestor anywhere there during the whole time we were there, not one guy with a bad placard.

CNBC anchor Becky Quick attempted to point out that Saudi Arabia bans all political protests, but Ross did not let that spoil his good mood.

“In theory that could be true. But, boy, there was certainly no sign of it, there was not a single effort at any incursion. There wasn’t anything. The mood was a genuinely good mood. And at the end of the trip, as I was getting back on the plane, the security guards from the Saudi side who’d been helping us over the weekend all wanted to pose for a big photo-op. And then they gave me two gigantic bushels of dates, as a present, as a thank you for the trip that we had had. That was a pretty from-the-heart, very genuine gesture. It really touched me.”

He did manage to take a few safe swipes at the neo-con’s favorite bogeyman, Iran, who is responsible for countless domestic terror incidents in America:

At least we got a conservative for SCOTUS.

#YouCantWinEmAll