Democrats: “OK, Here’s The Plan…”

“Here’s How Hillary Clinton Will Become President In 2017”

Donald Trump’s impeachment is imminent, and the majority of his cabinet is implicated in his treason. Hillary Clinton was supposed to be our president in 2017. It was her turn. She won the popular vote, but lost the rigged election because of Russia. Fortunately, there’s a good chance that Hillary will be sworn in as president before the end of the year.”

After that opening paragraph at the Washington Free Beacon there is a list of 36 things that must happen to put Clinton in the Oval office. A few:

1. House Judiciary Committee approves articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump.
2. House of Representatives votes to impeach the president. (Vote succeeds on second attempt, after initial vote is derailed by House Freedom Caucus demands of $10 billion in spending cuts for every article of impeachment.)
3. Secret Senate Subcommittee on Water Safety, Space Militarization and High Treason (SSSWSSMHT) convenes at the top of the Washington Monument to review findings of the FBI investigation.
4. Paul Ryan doesn’t show up to his 6 a.m. P90X class. Search parties deployed.

hmm.