Liberal Killjoys Target Squirt Guns

Militant hoplophobes are coming after squirt guns:

We have yet to reach Memorial Day, but the fun police have already set their sights on at least one cherished summer childhood activity. In an article for Pupsugar.com, titled, “Why Kids Should Never Play With Water Guns. Period.,” author Lauren Levy lectures the nation’s parents on the hidden menace of squirt guns.

According to Levy, no child should be permitted to use a water gun under any circumstances. That a particular squirt gun might bear no resemblance whatsoever to a real firearm is of no concern to Levy, who contends, “Even if they’re colorful and super cool, kids shouldn’t be playing with water guns because it normalizes the real thing.”

That would be seen as counterproductive, considering that moonbat social engineers have been laboring to instill a pathological terror of firearms in children, in hopes they will grow up failing to understand the key role the private ownership of guns plays in defending against tyranny.

If only moonbattery could be quarantined inside silly opinion pieces. But no:

There have been toy-gun turn-ins modeled off of gun “buy-backs,” local bans on the sale of toy guns that have crippled small business owners with outlandish fines, and too many zero-tolerance school suspensions to count.

Word must have gotten around that it doesn’t say anything about squirt guns in the Constitution.

On a tip from Torcer.