Model Martina Big Becomes Black

Identifying as black isn’t just for people with African blood anymore. There are so many benefits associated with being a person of politically preferred pigmentation that even the palest try to claim a piece of the “oppression” — like German model Martina Big:

A white glamour model who spent £50,000 on cosmetic surgery to enhance her chest says she now ‘identifies as a black woman’.

Martina Big, 28, now has size UK size 32S breasts (size 70 in the US) and used tanning injections and a 50-tube sunbed to darken her complexion.

She went on Maury Povich’s show to proclaim:

“I am black. That is my race. I can’t wait to go to Africa because I hear the food is tasty.”

Try the dead locusts. Nice and crunchy.

“It’s better to be black, the feeling inside is just better.”

Especially if you’re looking for a job, or trying not to get fired from the one you already have. Plus, if the Black Lives Matter goons who dominate the NFL get their way, soon blacks will have immunity from law enforcement.

If Bruce Jenner is a woman, then Martina Big is black, but whether Martina actually qualifies for Affirmative Action remains to be seen. She may have to fall back on her phony boobs to succeed.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.