Packaged Shoelace Accused of Being a Racist Noose

Campus social justice warriors are desperate to find evidence of racism against someone other than whites, so as to prop up their faltering ideology. From Michigan State:

MSU President Lou Anna K. Simon released a statement Wednesday morning saying she was “distressed” after finding out “a student reported a noose was hung outside of her room.” Simon commended the student’s “courage” for reporting the “racial incident” and put out a clear message.

“This type of behavior is not tolerated on our campus,” Simon said. “No Spartan should ever feel targeted based on their race, or other ways in which they identify.”

However, an investigation by MSU Police determined that it was not a noose but a shoelace, still in the package. Apparently someone had dropped the shoelace, and someone else set it on a stairwell door handle to make it easier for its owner to find.

If only the moonbats had enough initiative to take the lace out of the package and tie it into a noose, they at least could have made the Hate Hoax List. But even that dubious honor is more than they deserve.

On tips from Chronos Z. Wonderpig and Byron.