Brown University Will Allow Applicants to “Self-Identify” on Race

The list of racial impostors may soon catch up with the Hate Hoax List. Brown University is allowing applicants to pick the race of their choice:

Brown University is implementing a change to its graduate school application that will allow applicants to “self-identify” as persons of color. Multiple efforts by The College Fix to clarify the details of this change were ignored by campus officials.

The policy comes as a result of complaints made by graduate students on the Graduate School advisory board that international and Asian American students are not treated as members of historically underrepresented groups by the university, according to The Brown Daily Herald.

That means that Asians — like whites — are systematically discriminated against in favor of less qualified members of groups that have been granted the cherished designation “oppressed.”

But no longer. From now on Asians and whites alike can enjoy all the special privileges of the allegedly downtrodden by self-identifying as whatever group is currently highest in the cultural Marxist caste system. Those identifying as black transgender lesbian Muslims need not bother including transcripts with their application.

On a tip from J.