Jihad at the Hair Salon?

The greatness of Islam resides in its applicability to all walks of life. For example, it appears that a barber may have applied Islam on the job:

Madison police say they arrested a hairstylist accused of snipping a 22-year-old customer’s ear.

The barber did warn him first to sit still and stop fidgeting.

After the ear snip,

the hairstylist then ran the clipper with the shortest attachment down the middle of the customer’s head, “leaving him looking a bit like Larry from the ‘Three Stooges.’”

Khaled A. Shabani was arrested for mayhem and disorderly conduct while armed. Clippers are weapons in the wrong hands.

If you get 72 virgins if you die while murdering infidels, what is the prize for ruining a customer’s hair?

On a tip from Sean C.