Pedophile Identifies as a 9-Year-Old

Can you convict a 9-year-old of pedophilia? This is a pressing legal question, because one has sexually assaulted two 6-year-olds and an 8-year-old in Chicago:

Thirty-eight-year-old Joseph Roman is charged with repeated predatory criminal sexual assault. The numerous attacks began in 2015 and continued until earlier this month.

Why do media reports use female pronouns for men who say they are women, like Bruce Jenner and Bradley Manning, yet insist on stating that Roman is 38 years old? He says he is “a 9-year-old trapped in an adult’s body.” Therefore, it is politically incorrect not to pretend that he is 9 rather than 38.

Since you can get your gender changed on government documents, you should be able to get your age changed too. Roman will have to get his birthdate altered every year, because presumably he will be 9 years old his entire life, just as Paul Wolscht will always be a 6-year-old girl. On the positive side, he can stay on his parents’ insurance plan indefinitely.

The “trans-age” male was charged with a Class X felony and taken into custody on Monday, where he made a video confession of his crimes.

They are holding Roman in prison without bail — awfully harsh punishment for a boy his age. Maybe the ACLU will come to his rescue.

On a tip from Varla.