Plan 9 From Outer Space

Plan A was win the election: continue and complete the fundamental transformation of America.

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That didn’t work out:

News of Trump’s impossible win reaches the celebrants at Hillary central

Hastily assembled Plan B was IMPEACH! Based on the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! collusion.

That didn’t work out either. All fingers pointing towards high crimes and misdemeanors seem to be circling back round towards Obama and his band of merry men and womyn – which is precisely why the implementation of Plan B is imperative. They need to circle the wagons, their cancer needs to be contained.

But when even Barbra Steisand has thrown in the towel on the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! scam -

Collusion or no collusion, @realDonaldTrump should be impeached for sheer stupidity. — Barbra Streisand December 30, 2017

it’s time to find another basis for removal of the President. Disappointingly, stupidity is not specifically impeachable behavior; however if you combine it with questions of mental health…well, then we might have something! Enter a professor – of PSYCHAITRY! – from YALE! to “brief” members of Congress on her beliefs that the President is deranged. 

So now they’re up to Plan C which is to implement Plan B by any means necessary:

They will stop at nothing to get rid of Trump and try to find a compliant replacement Republican, which most are, who will take the reins of office (temporarily, until they are handed back to their rightful owners) and work with Democrats to continue the cover up of true high crimes and misdemeanors from the Obama years. Because it’s for the “good of the country,” or something.

If that’s their trump card, I think I’ll just hold onto the hand I’ve got.

Oh, and by the way, Barbra is now whining that the Trump tax cuts – you know, the ones that only benefit rich people – were designed to  punish Hollywood types (most of whom were rich, last time I checked, but logic is not a Hollywood core competency).

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that blue states, athletes, actors, writers, producers, and directors will be punished by this scam of a tax bill, where billionaires get billions, and the middle class gets bupkis (practically nothing) – and an eventual tax increase. – Babs January 4, 2018

I think she should have her head examined too.

Buckle up buttercups, it’s going to be a rough ride up to Plan 9.