Silicon Valley Moonbats Pay Through the Nose to Poison Themselves With Raw Water

Moonbattery is mandatory in the tech industry, as Brendan Eich and James Damore can tell you. The latest moonbat fad in Silicon Valley is raw water:

In San Francisco, “unfiltered, untreated, unsterilized spring water” is selling for as much as $60.99 for a 2.5 gallon jug. Startups dedicated to untreated water are popping up. People — including startup Juicero’s cofounder Doug Evans — are gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs to bring to Burning Man.

They could get the water out of San Francisco Bay. It wouldn’t be much less potable.

Unfiltered, untreated water, even from the cleanest streams, can contain animal feces, spreading Giardia, which has symptoms such as vomiting and diarrhea and results in roughly 4,600 hospitalizations a year. Hepatitis A, which resulted in 20 deaths in a California outbreak in 2017, can be spread through water if it isn’t treated. E. coli, and cholera can also be transmitted via untreated water.

By all means, moonbats, guzzle it down. Just don’t expect other people to pay for your healthcare if the raw water fails to kill you straight off.

On tips from Dragon’s Lair and J.