Appalling Reaction to Britain’s KFC Crisis

Due to a supply chain problem, most KFC outlets in the U.K. have run out of chicken. Public reaction should delight social engineers who have done everything possible to render citizens dependent on government authorities:

London chicken-lovers have been calling the police asking them to sort out the KFC closure crisis.

So many people contacted The Met about the chicken shortage officers had to use Twitter to tell them their favourite restaurant closing is not an emergency.

Frustrated police officers in Tower Hamlets tweeted today: ‘Please do not contact us about the #KFCCrisis – it is not a police matter if your favourite eatery is not serving the menu that you desire.’

KFC chicken must be halal. Tower Hamlets is a Muslimized part of London, inhabited largely by colonists from Bangladesh.

Helpless as baby birds, mouths stretched wide for a juicy worm that is slow in coming, some have even taken the matter to Members of Parliament.

On tips from J and Mr. Freemarket.