Muslim Diaper Rash

Soldiers may run out of bullets, but Muslims will never run out of reasons to be belligerently offended. They successfully bullied Burger King after claiming that a cartoon ice cream swirl resembled the word “Allah” in Arabic. Since they are such endlessly whining babies, it is appropriate that they are now going after Pampers:

Muslim protests in India are calling for a boycott of Pampers products after claiming to have seen the word ‘Mohammed’ in the face of a cartoon cat which appears on its nappies.

The lines illustrating the whiskers, nose, mouth and left eye of the smiley feline have been suggested to resemble the Prophet’s name when written in Arabic or Urdu, although the company that makes the products vehemently denied the claims.

Ironically, Pampers are made by Procter and Gamble, one of the most obnoxiously politically correct corporations in existence. Being moonbatty is no defense from the weaponized moonbattery wielded by various perpetually offended crybullies, Muslims included.

[T]he image on the hygiene product has been branded an ‘insult’ to Islam by critics, and protesters have staged ‘Pampers burnings’.

That ought to smell about as pleasant as a Gaza beach.

On tips from Dragon’s Lair and Stormfax.