The Ultimate Victim — a Mentally Ill Muslim Queer Disabled Brown Person — Whimpers Belligerently

A London makeup artist of uncertain gender named Umber Ghauri whimpers that he/she/it has piteously crawled to the top of the P.C. caste system by declaring himself/herself/itself to be a “Pakistani Muslim, queer, disabled person”:

I’m not a lesbian, I’m pansexual. I’m not trans in a traditional sense but I have a complex relationship with gender. I’m not disabled visibly or disabled all the time, but I experience disability. I’m not an immigrant but I’m brown.

All this ambiguity positions Umber as even more oppressed than other Persons of Oppressedness. This gives Umber the authority to crybully fellow members of the weirdo community for being ableist:

LGBTQ+ initiatives often have little funding, so step free access can seem like a luxury. But for people who require step free access, it is a necessity. Even if a space has step free access, there may not be accessible transport available – and it doesn’t stop there. LGBTQ+ communities have been built around nightlife and activism, and if you’re disabled, protests, marches, and club nights are not usually accessible. These spaces therefore become, more often than not, disappointingly exclusive.

Then Umber gripes that “women are often excluded from LGBTQ+” spaces. Between that and the remark about not being a lesbian, it appears we can start using female pronouns, despite her “complex relationship with gender.”

Umber says she is also marginalized because she suffers from mental illness. Anyone surprised?

Then she complains that “being disabled means many of us choose to do sex work,” which is insensitively stigmatized. Whether Umber is actually a prostitute or merely identifies with prostitutes for the purpose of whining is unclear.

When the Olympic Committee establishes a gold medal in sniveling, Umber will be granted the recognition she deserves. Yet her self-pitying tears will flow more copiously than ever.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.