Planned Parenthood Advice

We taxpayers continue to shovel massive piles of our money at the lucrative abortion chain Planned Parenthood, even with supposed Republicans running the government, so we might as well get something for our money. In addition to disposing of inconvenient children, Planned Parenthood also offers advice. For example, Pennsylvania’s Planned Parenthood Keystone suggests how Disney could push the liberal agenda even more aggressively in its children’s movies:

We need a disney princess who’s had an abortion

We need a disney princess who’s pro-choice

We need a disney princess who’s an undocumented immigrant

We need a disney princess who’s actually a union worker

We need a disney princess who’s trans

This message was slightly ahead of its time. Due to backlash, Planned Parenthood Keystone deleted the tweet. A few years from now, we will be used to transsexual Disney princesses who get abortions. By then Planned Parenthood will be tweeting, “we need a disney princess who is a coprophiliac; we need a disney princess who sexually molests babies; we need…” et cetera.

For more Planned Parenthood advice, its president Cecile Richards offers parenting tips. After all, even a feminist moonbat might let some of her children live. Tip #9 is a good one if you like irony:

Nothing is more motivating than seeing generational progress through your kids’ eyes.

Killing off large numbers of the next generation is a strange way to advance generational progress.

On tips from DFW and Heckrules.

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