Eco-Tent Condemned as Thought Crime for Looking Vaguely Like TeePee

Thanks to political correctness, Amerindians will be completely forgotten. Anything even vaguely reminiscent of them will be banned by pious liberals in the name of sensitivity. Already this aspect of progressive totalitarianism has gone beyond the sad demise of Chief Wahoo. Even a tent that looks kind of like a teepee can provoke SJWs’ authoritarian ire at the University of South California:

The Undergraduate Student Government released a statement Thursday addressing a tent structure resembling a teepee that was originally set up at McCarthy Quad. Some students found it culturally insensitive.

The tent’s intent was grounded in pure moonbattery. But when there is nothing conservative around, the thought police have no choice but to go after their fellow liberals.

The structure was put up by Sambazon, an açai bowl company that co-sponsored an Environmental Student Assembly event called “Purple for the Planet,” according to the statement released by USG.

“The Environmental Student Assembly would like to sincerely apologize for the culturally inappropriate symbol that appeared on McCarthy Quad today,” the USG statement said.

The tent was harshly denounced as “unrepresentative of our core values and our mission” — i.e., the tent was a thought crime.

It counts for nothing that Sambazon takes ESG moonbattery to the last extreme.

Sambazon is an acronym for Sustainable Management of the Brazilian Amazon, and the company has worked to protect 2.4 million acres of indigenous land, according to the Sambazon statement.

“The structure of the tent was intended to represent a place of dwelling and community where everyone could gather to support a common cause and share purple love through the giving of acai bowls to the USC students,” the Sambazon statement said.

Naturally, Sambazon extends groveling apologies to any crybullies who chose to be offended, like Mato Standing Soldier:

Native American Student Union president Mato Standing Soldier called the structure culturally insensitive because of how similar the design was to a teepee.

Looks like Mr. Standing Soldier will not be booking a room at the Wigwam Motel in Holbrook, Arizona.

In their statement, USG said they asked Sambazon to take down the structure and shut down the event soon after the structure was built.

Mr. Standing Soldier grunted menacingly that the USG had better not let something like this happen again.

See for yourself how much the eco-tent looks like a teepee. They should have denounced it for resembling KKK headgear instead.

On a tip from Guy B.

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