New Star Wars Movie Inflicts Pansexual Lando Calrissian

Back in the golden age of Hollywood, the path to success was to start with a strong script and apply talented acting and directing. But now there is an easier formula. You start with a tired but familiar franchise, and make the characters fit into politically correct identity groups to assure positive coverage from the media drovers we tell the herd what to like. A classic example is the new and improved pansexual Lando Calrissian, who has been upgraded from a garden variety person of politically preferred pigmentation to a PPPPP:

When word came Thursday that suave Star Wars character Lando Calrissian is pansexual, I couldn’t help but feel a bit giddy. I finally found a Star Wars character who falls in love the way I do.

While Lando seems like a flirtatious ladies’ man in the original trilogy, Solo co-screenwriter Jonathan Kasdan confirmed during Solo: A Star Wars Story promotions that he isn’t exactly straight. Asked in an interview with Huffington Post if the character played by Donald Glover is pansexual, Kasdan replied, “I would say yes.”

If you haven’t thrown up yet, you must not have seen Donald Glover in his viral video “This Is America.”

Being pansexual is even more P.C. than being bisexual, because whereas bisexuals are only attracted to males and females,

pansexuality is described by GLAAD as having an attraction to all gender identities, or an attraction to people regardless of their gender or gender identity.

GLAAD is a cell of militant perverts dedicated to mainstreaming depravity through incessant bullying.

Some critics have hinted in their Solo reviews that Lando flirts with Han Solo…

Some in the press consider even pansexual Lando to be insufficiently P.C., accusing him of flirting with a female robot:

“The assertion that Lando is pansexual — because he seems to be interested in a female droid — is a piss-poor shot at representation that still manages to reinforce hetero relationships as default,” Megan Farokhmanesh from the Verge wrote on Thursday.

Megan considers it a thought crime to propagate the “damaging tradition of conflating pansexuality with promiscuity.”

Looks like we still have to make some more “progress” before we achieve maximum moonbattery.

On a tip from Steve T.

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