George Clooney;Just Another Whore in the Capitalist Gang-Bang

by Scott Creighton

Dear George Clooney: “Corporate fucking shill, you’re another whore in the capitalist gang-bang“

No matter what the cause, no matter what the product, if you want someone to help you sell it, for the right amount of cash George Clooney will lease you his signature ever condescending, holier-than-thou trademark personage cult of personality. He’s just a whore serving globalist agendas on a daily basis because quite frankly it probably pays better than working for a living and if you have any questions about that, just check out the Clinton Global Initiative.

Georgie boy doesn’t seem to have met a product or a multinational company he won’t shill for if the price is right. He leases his name to institutions like: DnR NOR, a massive multinational banking and financial institution, Mercedes Benz, and Nestle just to name a few.

(can any of you imagine what Bill Hicks would have been saying about this shit these days?)

But now Clooney is apparently selling his image to a public campaign to recolonize the whole of Africa, an attempt by globalist institutions to thwart a growing Chinese influence on the continent and to claim their natural resources for various Westernized multinationals. But in this case, he’s not just a spokesman, a useful idiot as some have claimed, but instead, he’s now an actual participant in the ever profitable NGO business.

“Raymond is director of the Satellite Sentinel Project (SSP), which aims to use advanced satellite imagery to monitor potential human rights abuses in Sudan. And it was all Clooney’s idea, turning him from just another Hollywood liberal with a pet cause to a genuine expert and campaigner on Sudan. Together with John Prendergast, another campaigner, Clooney has sneaked repeatedly into the country to document the random bombing of civilians and other atrocities.”  Guardian

Clooney calls his little project the “anti-genocide paparazzi”. What they actually do is misread satellite photos taken from high over Sudan much like the war-mongers did in the run-up to the Iraq invasion. Remember those? “Experts” couldn’t tell nuclear plants from abandoned steel mills. Remember the satellite images of the mobile anthrax labs?

Clooney has already sold his image to the Obama administration, calling out “disillusioned” democrats for being “disillusioned” about Obama’s first 3 years in office, which Clooney seems to think have been “very successful”

It seems helping Obama gin up liberal support for an all out covert ground war in Africa is just a natural thing for Mr. Actor here. After all, he went to Africa a couple of times so he must be an expert, right?

Wrong.

“As a Sudanese, I am concerned not because I would like foreigners to stay out of internal affairs, but because the view Clooney is presenting to the world is not an accurate one. This is not out of any deliberate manipulation on his part, but Clooney’s campaign is rooted in a political culture that does not care for nuance.

It all really goes deeper than the criticism aimed at his Enough Project, the Save Darfur campaign, or the “genocide paparazzi” satellite monitoring scheme – all of which are symptomatic of an overarching failure in US foreign policy, which promotes a black-and-white understanding of some situations, often underscored by moral superiority. After all, “Arabs are genocidally massacring blacks in the Nuba mountains” is far sexier and easier to digest than “the people of the Nuba mountains sided with the Southern People’s Liberation Movement during Sudan’s decades-long civil war between north and south, and after the secession of the south last year, a disgruntled SPLM candidate for governor lost what he believed were rigged elections and then took arms against the government in Khartoum in co-operation with the residual Nuba SPLM cadre, whose grievances had still not been addressed”.

Clooney stated that the situation in the Nuba mountains was a “man-made tragedy by the government in Khartoum to get these people to leave”. It is nothing of the sort. Khartoum is responding to a rebellion in the region (where the SPLM’s agitating role is problematic to say the least) with little strategy and mass clumsy bombings, rolling makeshift oil drums full of explosives out of planes. It is apathetic to civilian deaths and not concerned with wiping out inhabitants of the Nuba mountains. This does not make the situation any less desperate, but it is an event that cannot be addressed in isolation from the conditions and provocations that precipitated it.” Nesrine Malik guardian.co.uk,

As I have pointed out before (and admittedly I know very little about what is really happening in Sudan) the fact of the matter is, the newly fabricated South Sudan is a pro-Western dictatorship run by current and ex-leaders of a terrorist organization. They want to force the north to allow them to pump the oil through the pipeline without paying them anything in return even though the pipeline runs right through Sudan.

Western powers are trying to cut China out of the loop. China built the pipeline but unlike what we do with the IMF and World Bank loans, China forced no conditions on Sudan for the loan.

There are oil, mineral, and water rights for our globalist opportunists to consider. But it wouldn’t do for the peace prize “winning” president to start another war for natural resources right before his re-election campaign really kicks off, so here we are with Kony 2012 and sycophantic opportunistic whores like George Clooney.

The corporatist neo-liberal gang-bang which is now well underway in Africa will be immense by any rational historic standards. Perhaps you can compare it to what the oligarchs did to Russia under the leadership of the pro-Western lush Boris Yeltsin.

Whatever comes of it remember, whatever the suffering, whatever the savagery like that which is currently on display in Libya (thank you Amy Goodman of Democracy Now) you have whores like Clooney and Jolie to thank for it.

Got a little message for Mr. Clooney from a guy by the name of Bill Hicks. Bill is reaching out to George from the grave and I’m simply channeling his essence.

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