While Talking about his “beautiful piece of cake” Trump Lies About Success Rate of 59 Missiles “heading toward Iraq”

by Scott Creighton

This guy is an idiot and what’s more, it seems the Pentagon may have launched the attack without his approval.

In this interview, President Trump finally answers the tough question: what exactly was he doing when they launched missiles at Syria (a crime of aggression and unconstitutional)

He says he and the president of China were eating “the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake.” when someone leaned over to him and told him “the generals” said the “ships were locked and loaded. What do you do? And we made the determination to do it”

The idiot interviewing him is actually giggling about the situation. She’s gleeful. Like a kid talking to her parents about going to Disney World or something. It’s disgusting.

Notice right when he starts to talk about the “message”, he keeps looking off to the right as he recounts what happened. He doesn’t do that talking about the fucking cake. Just the “message”.

And notice he says the guy gave him a message. He doesn’t say he asked for his approval. He says he gave him a message.

That’s probably because the person leaned over and whispered in his ear “they just launched missiles at Syria”

Did Trump per-approve the strike? If he did, don’t you think he would want to be there watching the strike and commanding the situation… JUST IN CASE SYRIA LAUNCHED A RETALIATION ATTACK ON OUR SHIPS? Just in case we hit a Russian by mistake and WORLD WAR III BREAKS OUT?

Nah. Trump wanted some beautiful cake.

Talk about not answering the phone at 3am. He was asleep at the wheel at 8pm eating cake at a posh resort while his military waged war. That’s one hell of a Commander in Chief, right?

Now if the beautiful cake and the giggling, idiotic sycophant isn’t bad enough to make you vomit watching this crap, stay tuned until he starts lying about how 100% of the missiles “hit’

Yeah, 100% hit something. Hit the water. Hit a house somewhere in Syria. Hit a dirt hill someplace.

Fact is, only 39% of the damn things hit the air base. The thing was up and running within 12 hours after the strike. They didn’t hit the runway. They didn’t hit the taxis runways. They hardly hit anything. But Donald and his glorious generals couldn’t possibly say anything derogatory about Raytheon who made the damn things. Gotta keep up the illusion that we are #1

After that The Duke of Orange says “So what happens is I said “We’ve just launched 59 missiles heading toward Iraq”

The guy is a moron. He then went on to pretend the president of China said it was “OK” because Assad attack “BABIES!” with “gasses”

OUR PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING IDIOT

It’s no wonder they have to get sycophantic vapid fan-girls to interview him.