Half Empty or Half Full?

(6:58:16) Fri Apr 4, 2014

Half Full or Half Empty 
What type of person are you?

Is the Glass Half Empty or Half Full?

This question popped up on the news and my first reaction was, “That Glass is Too Big! It’s an engineering disaster!”

This got me thinking, which is always dangerous. What other types of people are there?

 

1. Optimist :: Glass is Half Full.
2. Pessimist :: Glass is Half Empty.
3. Engineer :: Glass designed too big. Look at all the wasted material, cost overruns, structural overdesign, …
4. Global Warmist :: AHHHHHH! If the Glass Melts the kitchen table will be flooded!
5. Segregationist :: Water and Air divided. Can’t we all just get along?
6. Conservationist :: SEAL THE GLASS !!! Protect the Water !!!
7. Buddhist :: The Water and Glass are One, The Water and Glass are One, The Water and Glass are One, . . .
8. Religious :: Have Faith. God will provide the other half. Believe and ye shall receive.
9. Existentialist :: There is no Glass. There is only You.
10. Advertiser :: Don’t worry. We’ll decorate the top half of the glass to conceal the emptiness, and then raise the price because it looks full.
11. Moslem Extremist :: Allahu Akbar! %%% BBOOOOOMMM %%%
12. John F Kennedy(s) :: Ask not what your Glass can give to you. Ask what you can give to your glass.
13. Bob Beckel(s) :: 87% of people believe the Koch Brothers are behind this. It’s outrageous!
14. Al Gore(s) :: Dihydrogenoxide must be regulated to prevent Climate Change.
15. Barack Hussein Obama(s) :: One size glass fits all. Regardless of your water needs, you MUST buy it by March 31 or put it in your online basket or register to register or check this box stating you might register . . .
16. Jesus Christ(s) :: Who said anything about water? Mine’s still got wine in it.
17. Nancy Pelosi(s) :: You have to drink from the glass to find out what is in it.
18. Hillary Clinton(s) :: What difference at this point does it make?

 

You get the idea. Now, it’s your turn. Keep this going.

How else can we answer the question, “Is the Glass Half Full or Half Empty?”