Man Sees the Apocalypse in Miracle Whip Commercial (Video)
“The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse” is a batcrap crazy man who considers himself a prophet ordained by Jeebus. The guy is obviously off his rocker, but sometimes his videos are amusing in the same way monkeys throwing poo makes kids giggle at the zoo.
This time, however, the “Co-Prophet of the End Times” has outdone himself. (As a side note, I’ve always wondered if his nickname comes from those bumper stickers that say “Jesus is my co-pilot.”) What could possibly have our protagonist up in arms this time? A Miracle Whip commercial that obviously is an allegory for Satan, the anti-Christ, and the fall of the church. Because Jeebus.
All you have to do is count the number of deviled eggs the woman makes, divide by two, subtract a dozen, turn it into a fraction and then turn that into the Devil’s phone number. Don’t forget, the woman’s name almost spells Satan if you rearrange the letters and drop a few plus she “looks like a transvestite” witch. Oh, yeah. It just keeps getting better the longer you watch.
(Hat tip to Joe.My.God. who regularly features the crackpot’s entertaining videos.)
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This news is huge … I don’t need to use mayo to make deviled eggs
Awwwww. I love mayo……
Given the amount of web publicity and replay their commercial has created, I’d say Kraft’s advertising agency is in for some more contracts.
I am wondering,……..does someone else name these guys or do they make it up themselves….?
Even if. The message is so ambiguous that most (definitely most Americans) wouldn’t even start to understand it’s meaning even when it is spelled out for them. If we’re going to find the message of Satan on our TVs then we would certainly be recognizing them in all the programs that portray, what we once considered, a normal life as boring, unnatural, stagnant, stereotypical, racist, bigoted and on and on. Programing of this nature strikes at the very core of civilization and stability. Those that create and distribute this seek to destroy the building blocks that are the foundation of a strong nation and an even stronger people. They seek only to bring down the institution referred to as a marriage between and man and a woman and thus the family that is built upon that union. Any programing that is targeting this foundation or any of the parts necessary for it’s construction is nothing less than anti-life. Any programming that seeks to nullify what they call, the old stodgy, out of date, un-cool, intolerant lifestyle that was once, the average American family, is teaching those that follow to live only for themselves for the moment and to bask in the momentary pleasure associated with a lifestyle of no restriction or the consequences there of. Once their moment has passed they realize they have nothing but a nearly empty big hole in their soul containing little bits of regret, loneliness, debauchery and bitterness. These followers of the “alternative lifestyle” awake some time later to find themselves in the final days of a once promising lifespan with nothing to comfort themselves with other than the realization that they have accomplished nothing. For they realize too late that their purpose was not all about themselves but rather what they gave to the world and their fellow man. They realize that the old adage “you can’t take it with you” may be correct but you certainly can leave plenty behind. They realize too late that the only thing that they have done with their lives, the only things that they leave behind, is more harm than good. In the end this will not, what you could say, look too good on their resume.
drauger you deserve a cigar after that lengthy comment lol but then again who am i am talk keepit up
Yeah, years ago I had an actual posting discussion with ’3rd Eagle’, himself, about his ‘perspective’ and ‘claims’. I mentioned ‘you do know, that claiming to be a prophet means you are actually RIGHT, and that by being proven wrong, and continuing on, means that you aren’t and are doing some pretty bad work, right?’
His reply? ‘I am not wrong, I am never wrong, because Mayo-Jebus told me what would come’ (not exactly, but paraphrasing for conciseness).
On the up-side, this guy is no worse than just about every tent revival preacher that’s ever taken up collection plates full of cash from the poor and needy. The bad side, is that some people actually listen to Mayo-boy.
Want to pick on him? Ask him this sometime: “Ok, Revelation 12 says that the woman is taken into the wilderness and she is given ‘two wings of a great eagle’, that’s ONE eagle. So, where’s the SECOND eagle, to make you the third you claim?” I promise, he’ll go nuts trying to explain away that 2nd eagle to you – and it is NOT there to actually justify his explanation.