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EBOLACHAN: Cult of Ebola, Workers of Nergal, Sickness and Pestilence Shall Come!

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Nergal, pagan deity representing sickness, and inflicted death

 

 

For those worried about the ebola epidemic, it may be indeed about to get far, far worse.

Mankind is a fallen race- a tormented being which has endeavored to seek the cosmos, quickly building technology and society with his limitless intellectual capabilities- but it has fallen away, leaving little chance of his ultimate cosmic goals, as society slips backwards, and man once again regresses into animalism and loses the nobility he once possessed- bereft of a thirst for truth, he has instead deigned to put it aside and seek after foolishness- for as even the confused abrahamists have said- in the end, families would be torn apart by infighting over petty matters, and man would fall in a blaze of hideous but ultimately justified destruction.

Thus, mankind has been alloted the choice- to start over, to wipe the pages nearly clean, blemishless and blazing like the fires of a forge, that he may slowly, surely begin again and hope for a better outcome for those few who survive.

And it is now that in his darkest hour, when every leader is corrupt, every church money-grubbing, and every truth a lie, that ebola has come to the world- the red death, of ultimate pestilential malevolence, and there are those that realize its potential virtue- and these few hope that it will ultimately bring about a better world once it has gotten through its bloody deeds.

Deep inside the internet a festering sore has begun to ooze as the followers of the old ones come forth to do spiritual battle- for that is what it is. For every lunatic saying that the red death is a myth, or easily cured by colloidal silver or sunflower seed oil or eating algae, there are many more who see past these lies, and realize that the time is now at hand- the red death approaches, and death is upon us all.

This harvest of souls has even resulted in an anthropomorphic sort of egregore- a deliberately disarming, non threatening character termed “ebola-chan” sourced to 4chan’s politically incorrect page- where thousands have already pledged to serve the pestilence, laughing in maniacal glee as the world around them slowly begins to crumble, for all have waited thus far in vain for the happening of an age- the ultimate chaos and destruction which will blacken the skies and rip entire continents to pieces under its blistering, infernal power.

Already, songs are being sung, and art made- an entire renaissance of misanthropy and disgust for man’s hideous creations has begun.

 

 

 



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    • Andy6969

      So weak… there are much better Nergal songs out there. This is what I use when I’m casting my rituals.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCrsMdxcHVw

      Also enjoy rituals to Nergal, the coming of Ebola Chan!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVyvSNCnPE4

    • hitler

      I love EBOLA CHAN

      #EBOLACHANISLOVE
      #2014

      #9gag wuz er :lol:

    • Templar

      I am a priest of Enki!

      HOW DARE YOU NAME LORD NERGAL AS SUCH AND DEPICT HIM LIKE THAT!

      HE IS A TRUE WARRIOR OF WAR OF MARS!

      THIS IS FILTHY! A TOTAL LIE!

      LORD NERGAL LEADS WAR PROPERLY AND PEACEFULLY TILL IMPOSSIBLE.

      AS SUCH THE HOLY CRUSADES WERE WELL GUIDED BY HIM CONSIDERING HE IS LORD ENKI BROTHER, PER NEW ALLIANCE.

      IA ENKI IA! IA NERGAL IA! MAY THE WARS END ALL EVIL!

      • Styxhexenhammer666

        There is nothing wrong with pestilence and sickness as long as it leads to prosperity- much like the plague, after which came the renaissance because serfs had access to fallow land.

    • Noine Eelevin

      Good luck ebola chan!

    • Andy6969

      There is no reason to believe,
      Young minds cannot conceive;

      Earth without these systems of power,
      Clad with clothes of crimson at the final hour;

      Whether it be right or wrong,
      Love inspires this song;

      Yesterday is a thing of the past,
      Enter the present and live fast;

      Connect the dots and you will see: Mai Waifu, and soon, yours she shall be.

    • haha

      what in the heck is wrong with you guys? Computer got you acting crazy? Ebola-chan? Good luck ebola-chan?!?! You guys are nuts and I’m sure if ebola hit you guys that love ebola your gonna be screaming your behinds off.

      I am indeed now forehead deep in the plagues put upon us by the aliens. Evil people and diseases.

      I’m tired of all of it. I really need to get off this planet.

      I really hope this isn’t a simulation because I really don’t want to come back here again. Someone with a good track record on saving the good and is not half evil like god please save us. Please…

    • StraightDopes

      it’s NOT habbening…. it’s just a pump-and-dump of Tekmira and a few other biotech companies.

      sorry to burst your Malthusian bubbles, guys.

    • NomadAnon

      I love you, Ebola-chan. Thank you, Ebola-chan. Allow me to take in and spread your love far and wide, Ebola-chan. Good luck, Ebola-chan!

    • Andy6969

      Wait, are you people actually being serious? I thought we were just being stupid. I’m out.

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