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Bigfoot Kept Lumberjack as Love Slave - Outraged wife: He´s no longer the man i married!

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The Weekly World News stopped publishing back in 2007. One of the most famous covers featured a story about a lumberjack who claimed he was kidnapped by an amorous Bigfoot who kept him as is love slave.

The Sasquatch has always been a popular subject for tabloid headlines, coming out of the woods every couple of years to get into mischief. In a remarkably prescient move, Bigfoot actually kidnapped a male lumberjack and put him to use as a sex slave. We’ve always wondered about the sexual proclivities of the hairy creature, so to know he swings both ways is oddly comforting. Plus, Washington State just legalized gay marriage, so he’s all set in that department, if he wants to commit.

 

 

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    • abnegative

      Maybe it was a female bigfoot …

    • Three69ingSquirrels

      “The Weekly World News stopped publishing back in 2007.”

      I guess it has since switched to an online format and rebranded itself as Befire it’s News :mrgreen:

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