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Serious humor about the aliens waiting on the dark side of the moon to save or destroy us

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By Guest Writer David Hines aka Doomsday Dave aka DDD (bio | articles | forum)

I have written some very serious articles for Planet X News but I thought this time I would add a sense of humor with this oneI hope you enjoy it.

It has been suggested that we were created by the Anunnaki, so let’s take a serious look at that.

First off, I thought about human traits. We can think for ourselves, make decisions, we have a sense of humor. Now let’s take a look at sense of humor for a moment. In order for us to have that sense of humor, our creator must have one also, in order to give it to us, so we can laugh even at ourselves.

Imagine this for a moment: two Anunnaki sitting in a bar, telling human jokes. Sorry but I could not imagine that, although it is funny to think of and I chuckle about that every time I think of it. We shed tears of sadness and sometimes tears of joy, so we are full of emotions. In order to have emotions as part of our makeup our creator must also be able to do the same; there is a reason for everything and I do not think that these things just happen without reason.

We have compassion and we have seen those who have more compassion than others and that is a wonderful emotion. So think about these 12-foot giants sobbing their hearts out. Well, I can’t see that happening. How about the grey aliens, imagine them lying on the beach sun-tanning and drinking a cocktail through a straw. Boy, that would be something to see.

So my point is …

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