Comedy Break: VNNer Goes Off His Meds

Alabama

He goes on to ask people to send him money for he can buy a teenage hooker:

“When I get to the doctor’s office, the bitchy young receptionist chatting away with her co-worker behind the sliding glass window finally acknowledges my presence. I try to tell her what I want and immediately she cops an attitude and gives me some line about the doctor and the nurse being out to lunch and they won’t be back until blah, blah, blah……

I try telling her again that I am having bad withdrawals and that I need to speak with someone in the back about getting a sample or getting my prescription filled. Again Miss Bitch (a young, skinny, tanned, brunette) cops her authoritarian attitude and basically tells me to shove off.

At that point I feel my right arm, which was holding a half-full can of diet Dr. Pepper, rear back and throw the can as hard as I could in the direction of Miss Bitch’s head, which missed and hit the back wall of the office as I yelled at her that I would come through that glass window and fucking kill her if she didn’t do something to get me my meds. …”