Kerry to Designate Syria and Afghanistant Gun Free Zones

The soon to be new Secreatary of State John Kerry, in consultation with America’s top foreign relations experts, President Obama and Vice President Biden, is planning an exciting new policy to incorporate the President’s ground breaking peace plan not only in the U.S. but world wide.

To inagurate the new Peace Initiative John Kerry’s first act after being sworn in as Secretary of State will be to publically designate both Syria and Afghanistan as “Gun Free Zones”.

In the Vice President’s words “Gun Free Zones have been such and outstanding success in the United States in preventing gun violence that we believe it is time to make even wider use of this innovative American technology worldwide for the benefit of mankind.”

Soon to be Secretary of State Kerry is quoted as saying “We spend far too much on the military that could be spent on Gun Free Zone signs and their rapid implementation worldwide.”

President Obama was unavailable for comment with a White House Spokesman saying only that “President Obama is in conference with his advisors discussing the best ways to make use of the funds freed up by eliminating the necessity for a U.S. military presence in Afghanistan.”

Questions addressed to representatives of the Taliban in Kabul were met with hysterical laughter.

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