Jeb Names George W. As Most Trusted Adviser Picture, Video)

It’s a terrifying thought that we could once again see George W. Bush influencing global politics, but that’s just what probable presidential candidate Jeb Bush revealed to a group of donors. The Washington Post reported that at an exclusive meeting of rich conservatives in Manhattan, Jeb named his brother George, failed president and war criminal as his most trusted adviser on Israel: “If you want to know who I listen to for advice, it’s him.”

The move comes as a surprise for Jeb, who has tried to distance himself from his brother’s disastrous presidency and any allegations of continuing a “political dynasty”. His handlers quickly backed away from the statement, saying that he merely trusts his brother’s opinion on dealing with Israel, which can be briefly summarize as never criticizing or questioning anything they say or do, lest he offend his Jewish donors or the evangelical base, who have a weird fetishistic passion for Israel and its relation to the End of Days as prophesied in the Book of Revelations.

Jeb’s move was also in response to criticism from hardline Israeli hawks, who were angered by his former association with former Secretary of State James Baker, who has spoken out against Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s government for their refusal to accept a two-state solution to their perpetual conflict with Palestine. MOREHERE