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AMERICAN ALERT – GET PREPARED NOW!!! WARNING THIS ALERT IS FICTICIOUS!!!

Sunday, October 4, 2015 18:01

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Dear American,

A friend of my brother’s dog groomer’s ex-wife, who knew a person that heard about a friend of a police officer who is now deceased but would like to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, heard about a sister of a former acquaintance who knew a former special ops, Delta Team, Green Beret, Seal Team, Remote Viewing, Retired CIA Agent that claims the President will be meeting with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in order to draft plans to confiscate Preparation H from all households in the month of October. This coincides with prophetic claims conveyed decades ago by Alice in Wonderland.

The friend of my brother’s dog groomer’s ex-wife, who was exhibiting obvious signs of duress, with tears in his eyes, conveyed to us that we have very little time left. He stated that not only will they be confiscating Preparation H in cream, gel and suppository forms, but they will also be confiscating the medicated wipes for women.

This might have something to do with JH or the Pope’s visit. God speed everyone!

Anonymous

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