Cuckservatives: Becktown

I think Ted Cruz turning out not to be George Washington and Trump winning the Republican nomination might be enough to finally send Glenn Beck tumbling over the edge.

“Glenn Beck hosted a studio audience on his television program last night, where he revealed that he has ordered his staff to find a location outside of the United States from which he can continue to broadcast his programs once American society collapses and the government shuts down his network.

Beck fielded a question from a woman who had relocated her family from California to Texas based upon Beck’s warnings of a coming social collapse and wanted Beck’s advice on how best to prepare her children for what is to come, to which Beck responded that he and his wife are going to start reading the apocalyptic “Left Behind” series to their own children in preparation for the End Times.

Beck revealed that he recently had conversations with two different people who warned that the American economy and social structure are on the verge of total collapse, which prompted him to tell his staff to get to work finding a location in Israel to which they can flee when it happens.

“We have to pick up our pace on finding another place to broadcast,” Beck told his staff. “I need to know if I can get to Jerusalem, where they won’t shut this down and we can be able to broadcast into the United States. This could end quickly.” …”

Note: In other news, The Blaze is collapsing.