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Are you a Christian?

Tuesday, September 13, 2016 22:10

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ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN?

1. You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the bible, Christianity and church history, but still call yourself a Christian.

2. You define 0.001% a high sucess rate, when it comes to answering prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works, and you think that the remaining 99.99% failure was simply the will of God.

3. While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around the floor, “speaking in tongues,” may be all the evidence you need.

4. You believe that the entire population of this planet, with the exception of those who share your belief (though, excluding those in rival sects) will spend eternity in an infinite hell of suffering. Yet you consider your religion, the most tolerant and loving.

5. You are willing to spend your life looking for loopholes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and suggesting that the Earth is a few generations old.

6. You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about Gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who came to give birth to a man-god, who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

7. Your face turns purple when you hear the atrocities attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch, when hearing about God/Jehovah, slaughtering all the babies in Egypt, in “Exodus” and ordering the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and animals.

8. You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

9. You feel insulted and dehumanised when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem believing we were created from dirt.

10. You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

“I have no country to fight for; my country is the Earth, and I am a citizen of the World.” – Eugene V. Debs

Source: http://mailstrom.blogspot.com/2016/09/are-you-christian.html

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